Wednesday, October 31, 2007

TAG YOU'RE IT, NO TAG BAAAAAAAAAAAACKS

member when you were young and played tag. hahhha. i love it.

i have been tagged by my dear cousin ashley... so.... wish me luck. no no, i wish you all luck for reading this... i am telling six things about myself that no one else knows. or.. i think no one else knows.


1. i can eat mexican food every day. and... i don't get sick of it. beans. rice. tortilla. salsa. tostada. anything. and any time of day.

2. i've stalked a boy. yes. looking into his house with binoculars and all. won't tell who and won't tell when. but i've done it.

3. i talk on the phone while i go to the bathroom. number one, OR two. doesn't matter.

4. i love sub sandwhiches. so does my friend. so much that we made a list of all the sandwhich shops all over the valley. wrote them down, and went to each one... and then judged them on a scale of 1-10. 10 being the best.

5. the restaurant dennys makes my tummy up set. always. no matter what i get. even if it is toast and applesauce. yes. even.

6. my favorite thing to do is to poop at work. for one- you are alone for two- you get a break for three- you are getting paid to clean out your system and for four- you leave feeling refreshed!


thanks ash! the pictures of dane and the girls are adorable.
i will be there soon!

Monday, September 24, 2007

she's a good little friend.

so. aimee smith i think is my sister. i went on a walk with katie (note: she is my real sister) and we were discussing how everyone says, ohhhh, yeah she is like a sister. but really. that sister bond is tight and that is a hard thing to accomplish with someone who is not blood. but i told katie that aimee is like my sister.
and... she agreed. i think sometimes when katie agrees to things, then i think they are legit.
so.
legitally (how do you say that) aimee smith is my sister.
___________

ok- had the day off. i love days off. i get a lot done. like today. i watched the whole season three of reba. i love her. no no, but usually i get stuff done but today... i woke up with a head ache and felt groggy. so... i turned my alarm off turned on the tv and reba starts.
i took na driving yesterday. and he did so good. i only swore once! and.. it was because he went on the sidewalk, and i realized he wasn't even looking at the road cuz he was telling me a story.
but i love him and i love spending time with him. my mom made a great point "allie, when your 57 and he is 52 are you still going to talk to him like he is a baby" nathan said, yeah, i hope so.
and i will.
cuz he is my baby brother forever. hahah.
i'm meeting amy and aud for dinner. i love our dinners. gecko. katie needs to come.
they have office things on sale at target right now. office as in the tv show. and they are funny things.
i like funny.
ok, goodbye monday. welcome tuesday. which is really just monday number two, you know.

Monday, September 10, 2007

hmmmm

i'm falling in head over heels for you

that is a line from one of my new favorite songs its called "my beautiful rescue" by this providence.
i suggest you look it up and listen.
this weekend was so fun! friday a bunch of my friends all met up for dinner to celebrate my birthday. i got all of my favorite things. bright nail polish, pounds and pounds of sugary gum and then my favorite boys in shirts and ties. the winchester is where its at eh. that was cute. they put their picture (3 of them all in shirts and ties) in a frame and on the frame wrote,the winchester loves allie. pretty clever for those boys. yes. but it was good.
this weekend was full of the office watching and spending time with friends. aaron came over for dinner on sunday and... he said my family was like putting 6 curtis' in one room. if anyone knows who curtis is....
hahhaha. what a nice boyfriend.
i like the show reba. i think it is really funny.
i love indie music. so many people make fun of it. i usuall chime in.... but secretly i love it.
i don't understand why people make their beds. seriously. no one sees it, and you're going to get right back into it.
i love bread with salsa. there. i said it. that is disgusting.
i do not understand the story of lord of the rings.
i am SUPER good at playing the stupid card. most might say-oh thats because youre really not acting----- no no, i am i just think life is more funnier when you play dumb. and make people explain themselves.
i spent 58 dollars at barnes and noble. 21 of it was on greeting cards.

i hope you had a good weekend. all the bloggers from utah reading this- i can't wait to see you and be up there!

-the legend. al.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

show me that smile again...

Don’t waste another minute on your cryin’.
We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)
The best is ready to begin.

Oooohhh. As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin’.

As long as we keep on givin’
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other Sharin’ the laughter and love.


jason and maggie seaver had it all.
and i love this song.
love it.
i have this song in my head probably... 90% of the time.




see. even now my mom is singing it cuz i was humming it.

Friday, August 31, 2007

it's the freakin weekend baby

it's the weekend. and we don't have work monday. i rarely work mondays anyway. but this monday EVERYONE has off! so it should be a good day. i don't have anything planned but sometimes those are the best. i wish i was going to the beach though. i was getting ready tonight and looked in the mirror and realized how pasty i am. you're probably wondering what it looks like. well, i am THAT GIRL that doesn't know how to post pictures. so... i need a lesson. aud will teach me and i've already picked out photos. be waiting impatiently.
i worked only i half day today. made a trip to the mall, left feeling like a tub-o-lard and headed to auds class.
not only did i walk in and all of them looked at me and i had NOTHING clever to say, but... the smell. aud.. wow. it was def the end of the day.
all of her kids gathered around me, sat at my feet and i read a story about a seed and this oriental named ping. i felt like miss libby.
and- i was so self conscience (?) about reading. uh, failing that test totally gave me a complex. i'm so sure. but it did. and i had to read the word succeeded, and ... stumbled. aud was like... its ok, just sound it out.

amy--- a night in your bed eating blue bell ice cream, maybe after getting banana slurpees, while watching gone with the wind.... IS MOST DEF IN STORE.

-you all know you love me.


p.s. my daddy is laying in the chair ... watching sound of music. no one else is in the room, therefore... this viewing is by his own choice.
and that, my dear, is why he is my hero.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

FINE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!

ok ok ok ok ok.
ok.
i finally did it. i am updating. so now all of you can just SHUT UP.
sorry it's been over a month. i guess i am just busy??? no no. thats not it. i just put this off. i don't know why.
let me see lets re-cap the month.
-mexico was so fun! i went with the funnest people ever we had some good laughs. i think the highlight was aaron eating 30 tacos. although the more i think of it, and totally witnessing it, i realized i could take him on that. really. i could eat 30 tacos in two days. actually one and a half. so bring it chump.
-work is soooos ooos ososososo sooo busy. i am on my feet all day and running around. and constantly still around dental jargon i just tilt my head and say-gotchya. but my feet ache when i get home. i just want someone to rub them. and by someone, i know EVERY member of my family reads this. CLUE IN ON THIS ONE. but it is good. i'm watching the the scholes kids at the end of september while they go to europe. the guest bed is the comfiest thing i have EVER layed in. i've been dreaming about it for sometime now.
-made a trip up to utah for the... 9th time this year. steph got married. it was so fun. it was so short. but aim picked me up wednesday. went back to her apartment, ate chips and salsa and totally bonded. she is the girl where time can pass, but not matter how much time passes, we still freakin rock the kazbaa together. then thursday was the wedding and it was beautiful. i am so glad i could be there. mainly for steph but the candy there was soooo good. and it was good to have robbie come with his fiance. i hate the word. fiance.
-went to TWO musicals this month. thats right. count em-TWO. footloose at hale theater, which i just wanted to dance and sing the whole time and then mamma mia at gammage. and... not gonna lie, on that one, i DID dance and sing the whole time. "mamma mia... here i go again, my my....daaaa dadaaa ddaaa" now you all -along with me- will have that in your head forever.
-on some weekends i go down and see my nanie. i have this feeling i need to go see her again. i had a dream last night she passed away. WHAT. nanie-the lover- cannot die. but it was so real. but i like to go down there and take her out to dinner and spend the night with her. she makes me laugh. she makes me happy.
-im thinking about training for the rock and roll marathon in jan. actually i lie, the half. cuz i was going to do the whole and... i was sitting at work... on the couch and i heard someone yell my name. naturally, in a panic, i BOLTED up. and by bolted i mean full throttle jumped out of the couch and RAN. ran right into the wood bench head on to my knee. like... the patella (isn't that what it is...) moved out of place and i had to limp the whole day and got a fat bruise. moral-- my knee is hurting that when i ran a measly 5 miles the other day it ached.
aching pisses me off.
-i can't read. actually i can. i just can't comprehend. i took the test to see if you could pass out of reading, cuz i thought i totally did, and i was going over my transcripts last week, and saw i still had reading. so i was like.. oh i'll just go take that test, pass out of it, and not have to take that pre-req. um, fail the test. i can't comprehend crap. like i took it twice. the first one.... the results-- i was SHOCKED. so the next day i took it, i was reading the story then answering the questions and i remember reading over the questions and being like, wait, did they mean this, or... they could be meaning that.... then i looked up at the ceiling and shook my head and said, al, this is how you fail. this is how you fail... you don't get it.
smoke comprehending things. i comprehend what i want. so.... i have to take a reading class. i'm taking it through rio salado. so i don't have to go to the school for one measly class.
actually. mainly for the fact i don't want any witnesses physically seeing me in a reading class.
-oh i've taken up swing dancing.
i'm actually pretty good at it. not dancing... just the moves.
ok i'll blog tomorrow.
and... i totally had buttery fingers today. it first started with my cell phone, then right outside the front door i dropped my peanut butter on bread, gravity taking place, it landed face down ON THE FRONT DOOR MAT. still ate it like a champ. dropped 2 sets of instruments today and ALMOST, ALMOST the implant kit. that... i've been trying to estimate all day, i think the cost of it... is more than my life and my little brothers. combined.
ok until tomorrow.
-tell 'em about me.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

mwaaahhhahhaha

happy birthday dad.
i hope it was a good one.
sorry- this whole blog thing is so hard for me. i forget about it, and then aimee reminds me everyday and i always forget by the end of the day. but, here i am now.
things have been good. everything is good.
i owe money to about everyone i know right now.
and i owe 40 dollars to work, cuz we are pitching in to get a baby gift for someone. ouch. and i just gave em ten dollars the other day. i mean i am not a penny pincher, but did you ever see that friends where ross moves into his new apartment and the first night he is there a neighbor knocks on his door and asks him for a 100 bucks for the janitors going away party.---visions of that episode have flown through my mind... it is a funny one.
i have seen kelly a lot lately.
she is so funny. she says the most off the wall things. and somehow, i get it. and i laugh. hard. and a lot.
k this is short. i know. but i'll try to be better. i wish i wasn't boring. i'm going to mexico friday so maybe monday i'll have good stories.
bye kids.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

LOSER??

i am a loser for many reasons.
i have not blogged in forever. why. like i am busy. i work. that's it. i must admit my social life is just flying off the charts. hahaha. i'm just lazy. pure lazy.
i'm also i loser for spending money. i have spent so much money in the last month. it. is. out. of. control. you name it, probably have bought it.
loser reason number three. my cramps have been out of control. now, honestly. that sucks. what sucks even more is that the only time they don't hurt is when i am running. convenient eh.
how was everybody's fourth? mine was amazing. all american dream meal. mac and cheese, pork and beans and watermelon. layed out all day. i didn't get fried though. VERY happy about that. its probably cuz my skin is so used to being burned. whateva.
my moms sense of humor is out of control. she was like.. oh-i heard al gores son got sent to jail for drugs. i said-- oh so did i.
she said-- what are you doing out of jail?
mom. now really. would i look like the type to go to jail. no no no, do drugs????
saw my friend RUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTY (his real name is dusty, but i call him rusty and when i say it i say is like it is some nasty swear word) last night. he just got home from his mission to tonga. so i heard a lot of mission stories. needless to say... don't know if i am that strong. or.... maybe tonga is just that bad.
maybe i'm a baby.
ok. i'm out.
so i went to bed at 2. then woke up at six. al. my one week off.
out of control.
nice how the body works. actually just my body.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

you know you love me.

okay- why not ok!

1. What time did you get up this morning? 6:15

2. How do you like your steak? "I like it rare, real rare...de-thorn it, wipe its butt, slap that son of a ...." OH AMY.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? the land of women. the only thing that made it worth is was looking at my adam brody.

4. What is your favorite TV show? um, probably, as pathetic as it sounds, the oc. but i love me some friends and scrubs.

5. What did you have for breakfast? mixture of wheat thins and cheese its.

6. What is your middle name? LIZZY LOU

7. What is your favorite cuisine? Mexican, hands down. breakfast lunch or dinner. enchalada at 8 am, bring it.

8. What foods do you dislike? i pretty much like anything if it stays still long enough.

9. What are your favorite chips? puffy cheetos but the pigs tail kind!

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? hmmm. at the moment? ah, i don't know.

11. Who is your favorite singer? bryce avery=rocket summer.

12. What is your favorite song? of all time? that's like asking a mother to choose her favorite child....

13. What characteristics do you despise? rudeness. and laziness. people not being responsible.

14. What are your favorite clothes? my moo moo. and seriously don't test me, cuz i totally have one.

15.If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? st. petersburg russia.

16. Favorite brand of clothing? i don't think i have a favorite brand. i wear anything.

17. Where would you want to retire? tolon, greece.

18. Favorite time of day? closing time. (are you singing that old school song... cuz i am too)

19. Where were you born? tucson , AZ

20. What is your favorite sport to watch? Basketball (NBA), swimming, and i get really into swimming, as embarrassing as that is...

21. Who do you think will not send this back? hmmm. i don't know if anyone will actually do this..

22. Person you expect to send it back first? hmmm. same.

23. Pepsi or Coke? Diet coke. i can thank my roommate lauren for that. although i have been trying to limit my soda pop intake and drinking water instead.

24. Beavers or ducks? beavers. just cuz i think i have beaver teeth.

25. Are you a morning person or a night owl? night person, but then if i feel i am tired, i usually go straight to bed, not caring about the party.

26. Pedicure or manicure? both! the the paint on my finger nails never stays...

27. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? hmmm we invited ashley to come to st george with us! i hope she comes.

28. What did you want to be when you were little? orthodontist.

29. Your best childhood memory? Christmas at papas. or then 4th of july with pigs in a blanket, watermelon, neighbors and fireworks. ohhh coolidge.

30. Piercing? just the ears. ha, my belly. yeah right.

31. Ever been to Africa ? no, i'm supposed to be going, but i don't think it will happen. the girl i am going with is saving her money. working two days a week. so...

32. Ever been toilet papering? yes. and i took na one time, and when he was almost done, i layed on the horn as loud as i could. i have never seen him run faster.

33. Been in a car accident? thankfully no. i mean i rearender, aud thought she saw chaz hall.
even if she did... why would that cause her not to look at the road.

34. Favorite day of the week? friday. and... esp not having work on mondays.

35. Favorite restaurant? Gecko Grill and any place with a mad salad bar. sounds girly, but wait til you see the salad i make. to die for.

36. Favorite Flower? Tulip

37. Favorite ice cream? hmmm. i don't know.

38. Favorite fast food restaurant? In & Out Burger

39. How many times did you fail your driver's test? none! i'm a natural.

40. From whom did you get your last email? facebook telling me i have a message. sad.

41. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? depends. sometimes i think nordstroms. but like today, i would say no, cuz they don't have anything cute. that is a toughy.

42. Bedtime? 10-11

43. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? Everyone!- do it!

44. Last person you went out to dinner with? kelly. nachos and blondies. and wings and spinach dip. i am not lying. i had the blondie ok.

45. What are you listening to right now? this magic show on tv. ohh, and katie giving a play-by-play and adding ever 8 seconds "allie, get over here, allie, watch this with me, allie the guys on fire, allie, the guy is kinda hot, allie he dissapeared, allie, he changed into someone elses clothes...allie, i feel bad for his mom" aye!

46. What is your favorite color? green and pink!

47. How many tattoos do you have? 0 i think they are trashy.

48. How many are you sending this email to? I'm sure many will see this on my blog

49. Favorite magazine? i like medical ones. ha. weird huh.

50. What time did you finish this email? 6 pm.

adios- tanner-itos.

Monday, May 28, 2007

The game.

so i am waiting for my date to come and get me.
i am so ready for a game over.
what game?
the dating game.



p.s plus, i layed out for like.. 2 hrs today.
LOBSTER = ATTRACTIVE.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

anything

i eat the frosting in the middle of oreos. just the frosting.
i eat the frosting on cake.everyone always give the corner pieces away--or gives them to the person, apologizing, sorry you have to have the end piece. secretly-those are the only ones i'll eat.
i eat frosting out of container. the betty crocker kind. the white frosting and confetti mixed in. when i am having a bad day-i stop by the grocery store and buy a container. haven't done it in a while.
i eat the filling out of the hostess cupcakes. and the hard frosting on top with the white swirls... just the top and middle. i'll leave the cake for anyone else.
i eat just the sugary frosting on sugar cookies. i rarely will eat the cookie. if its a sugar cookie without frosting? forget about it.

i am in love with it.
i crave it. kinda fat of me. eh.

this week is long. tomorrow we have a half day. well, i think. i might stay the whole day. i don't know. i don't know. i have a wedding reception to go to, for tyler johnson! can i just say this is the year of wedding. all of my favorite people are getting married! i couldn't be happier.
i most excited to see mona.
member mona from who's the boss? what a great show.
that's what my next blog will be about.
great shows i watched growing up.

i'm excited to spend the evening on friday with amy. laying in her bed...take out... seth cohen... sleeping in. life is BEAUTIFUL.
it's memorial day weekend!
i LOVE LIFE!!!!!!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

oh wait!

my post is so ghetto cuz i don't know how to use a computer. this is what catherine is about.
me to a T eh.

:: C A T H E R I N E ::

You are Catherine Morland of Northanger Abbey! You love a good Gothic romance - so much, in fact, that you'll fool yourself into thinking you're living one! You are imaginative and naive, which is at once endearing and perplexing. perhaps your heart is TOO pure...but it is adventurous. After all, you love a trip to Bath or a stay at an ancient Abbey.


ha. hope not! well, maybe some parts.

jane austen. my love affair.

i am catherine.

I am Catherine Morland!


Take the Quiz here!





what. this isn't me. what the GOTHIC.
ahhhahahaaaa.

Monday, May 21, 2007

theres no doubt about it.

monday, monday. i swear by 2 i was dragging.
kelly texts me and asks hows work. i respond. i then ask her what she is doing, ohhh, sitting in the pool relaxing watching dodgeball. tough life eh.
the oc season 4 comes out tomorrow. i will get it on my lunch break.
my mom is watching bachelor. ohhh how the tables have turned. for it is HER who is now watching lame reality tv shows. (no offense to those who watch, i am the one going to get the oc tomorrow)
my dad is playing the piano right now. no sheet music. it sounds beautiful. he says he doesn't know how to play. why do i have such a modest dad.
my dad walks in. sees the bachelor on. the girl is bawling. my dad says, they are all actors. the only real suckers here is us. seriously. the guy kills me.
i talked to aim today at lunch. i like that. i do.
i'm going to st. george the beginning of june. for one night. i'm excited.
i went to FHE tonight. i think my ward is funny. i just laugh. funny people there. i need to give it a chance. i need a calling. thats what i need.
well, its 9:50. i should go to bed.
hopefully better dreams tonight.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

i feel like a million bucks

i'm back! no worries. if you thought i was going to stay in florida forever, sad to say, i had to come back to reality. i had the best time. it was one of my favorites. but as i was contemplating all of my vacations... i realized, every vacation i take is the best. no matter if i am going to utah for the kazillionth time, or athens greece, they are all SO fun.
want me to recapture? ok.
we fly there tuesday. had a 2 1/2 hr layover in nashville. that place is SO green! but we got to florida, we flew into jacksonville, got dinner, went grocery shopping then went to the beach house. k, it's 3 stories. and.. the first level is it's own little house. it was amazingly perfect. it is beautiful and if you look outside the window, the beach is RIGHT there.
wednesday we were in house arrest. with a view, and a house like that, fine by me. we layed on the beach, looked for shark teeth (because all week long there was a contest and money was given to the person who had the most) and one by one we each went in to get hour long massages. we had a personal chef come that night and she made something delicious. i want to say snapper. yes. snapper. we sit down at the huge table, dr. offers a prayer and we dig in. kinda looking around like we are one big family. ha. that night we play cards. we are so loud and dr. scholes comes out and says "girls in 15 minutes its going to be 3 in the morning and i am going to want to go to bed so you are going to need to tone it down"
he leaves. i say-- "night daddy."
thursday i venture to go deep sea fishing. can i just paint you a mental picture? its me, two other girls, the dr and then 4 other men. the boat was nice. but, everytime they started it up and drove real fast the ladies had to escape and RUN up stairs cuz the exaust was so bad. our captain was someone who... was 78, had SHORT blue shorts on, a 1978 white t shirt, that has been worn out now it's sheer and a white beard that was somehow died yellow along the mouth, from coffee i'm assuming. his name? captain danny.
what did i catch? a baracuda. 45 freaking pound baracuda. that night we go to this local restaraunt named "caps" i order salmon.. and it was to die for. anything there was good. after, we watch the office and just vedge. stressful day.
friday. ohhh my gosh. ok---i felt... no no... i looked like a newpsie. we had a luncheon at the club with janie's (the dr.'s wife) family. she is from there and so her family still is there. it was amazing. i looked around. women were walking around who obviously had work done. whether boobs or face, hips or thighs, something's been done. teenage girls were there with their slinky bakini's and their dolce sunglasses (i just wanted to listen to their convo's thinking they were going to be about how their boyfriends are too overprotected, or how their dad has lost all his clients money and is escaping on a yacht to hawaii.... ) it was out of control. after lunch we went to the spa and got facials-that was a first. now im addicted. they are amazing. amazing. then we got manicures and pedi's. all together. (no dr though, hahha) it was great. we went to dinner that night with janie's mom and dad (who happen to be producers of... um, my favorite tv show, passport to europe with samantha brown.... yeah- when they told me, picture me.... losing my cool. cuz.... that happened.) then we went on this ghost tour. St. augustine (which is close to pointe vedra, where we stayed) is the oldest city in america. don't ask how. cuz i know the tour guide told me, but... all i was focusing on was how i was going to mimick this guy (he was freaking jack sparrow. dressed as pirate and NEVER went out of character.) he took us all around st. augustine and told true ghost/scary stories of the town. it was so cool.
after we went to this club. it wasn't hoppin, but... you know me, i had SOME crazy amount of energy... and they played like a virgin, and... i got up on stage next to a piano and sang and danced.
and i was on tv so it could be shown all throughout the club.
classy al.
all in all. good week. good week.
oh, i took the color personality test. it says i'm a yellow. have you taken it? you should.
i sound like a corny infomercial.

Monday, May 14, 2007

so. i leave for florida tomorrow. i... haven't started packing. have i mentioned that i HATE packing. when i was in europe last summer, every two days we had to pack... and i belly-ached all night packing.. i would lay around... go walking around europe. eat gelato.... check my email...shower (and for those of you who know me, i hate showering so that was a task in and of itself) so.. i am putting it off as long as i can.
na wore my pants to school today. this is what he said when i ripped his head off,
"they are more my pants than they'll ever be yours"
when you read that, did you tilt your head cuz you were confused.
i did the same thing when i heard. i said, THATS NOT THE POINT, THEY ARE WOMEN PANTS YOU HOMO EMO.
how bout i am taking a limo from the house i am staying at in florida to the airport. again, did you tilt your head when you read that. i did too when i had to book it today. hahhah.
have you ever had a banana slurpee.
got introduced to those tonight. i suggest trying.
i can take the heat so much more than i can take the cold. have me sit in any degree of a car... i can make it. i can put my hands on the steering wheel tap it enough to have a feel for the wheel, and know the right places to touch on the seat belt.
i know that if you wear jeans in the summer in az. you are bound to have them stick to you. like leather pants. never being able to pull them off.
i love seeing people here in the summer. wherever you go. people have pit stains under their arms. you know you are all fighting the same dang thing. the heat.
when you are on the freeway in arizona in the summer, you are BOUND to see at least 5 cars on the way to phoenix on the side of the freeway from over heating.
i feel so sad when i am at a stop light, and its... on a good day... 113 and you look over and see someone without air. sitting in the dry heat.. dying. all you want to do is offer your gallon of arrowhead (cuz we are suggested taking water EVERYWHERE WE GO) to them so they won't pass out.
i LOVE the heat.
so the next time corbin says he hates the heat in arizona.
i just say...
suck on that worby-corby-lorby-kins.

i'm out til saturday suckers! if youre lucky maybe i'll blog while i'm there.
pictures will be up soon.

Friday, May 11, 2007

DON'T CHYA.... DON'T CHYA....

1 Don't you love re-reading your favorite book?
i do. even though you know whats going to happen... it still is new every time.i cry at the same parts... i smile at the same parts. it just lets me re-love it all over again.
2 Don't you hate watching people embarrass themselves.
i hate it. i'm like... STOP. right now. you have to stop. if you don't stop, i am SO affraid of whats going to happen next, that i might chime in and embarrass myself right along with you.
3 Don't you hate doing something and immediately regretting the decision.
Whether its a call to someone. a comment to your boss. a joke at the lunch table, which, you thought was funny, but apparently NO one gets your humor. just those little things i do, and then i'm like.. i am SOOO mad at myself for doing/saying/seeing/hearing/muttering that. if i could snap and make those last 10 seconds erase out of my life forever... ahhhh.
4 Don't you love covers to songs?
Obadiah parkers HEY YA cover is it right now. i love it. who would-a thunk a hip hop/ r & B / whatever outkast is.... would be the best acoustic. who-would-a-thought.
5 Don't you hate headaches?
they are like... my ... sickness i can't stand. cuz with them you can totally function. i mean, if its
a minor one. you can function, but it hurts. its throbbing.but not enough to quite send you home for the day. just enough to get you through the day so when you come home, you just crash.
6 Don't you LOVE awkward situations.
k, i love/hate do. i always find myself in them. how?i'm always like... k, step back--- lets look. am i seriously the third wheel on this date right now? sure am. LOVIN IT. (i mean physically not RIGHT now... i'm all on a date with my lap top in hand blogging. get real)
7 Don't you love being a hypocrite.
is that how you spell it. we so all are. i'm always like... i work so hard. i'm the only one working, why are they on myspace or lounging in the back or... checking their email.
as i find every excuse to run errands or go in the back to check my mail. ha. it's ok for me to take time out of my day, or leave early... but why other people. i'm the only one with that luxury.

must go to a wedding reception. (in reference to # 6)

gotta jet-
yours truly.
p.s all while writing this blog i had the song "don't chya" in my head.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

this is not over by a long shot

so done. well, i have my math final tomorrow.
i think i'll be ok.
i got an A in micro.
my friend trish graduated hygiene school today. visions of me in her place flooded my mind.
that will be weird. but i am excited.
i'm done with school until hygiene school. that is a big deal for me.
i went out to dinner to celebrate with my mom and sister and amy (my other sister) and pres hall (my other dad) and... it was so fun. don't you just love how friendships evolve. i do. like... you think you know someone so well, and... the friendship still... never gets old. it just gets better. i love it.
i love text messaging. i talked to steph today. and... it's like we were talking, me sitting in her kitchen.... same ol same ol.
you know who wrote on my facebook wall.
lon. that's who. you know how he said he knew me, he saw me standing on south temple... but.. it's not like that.
he's funny. even if that was the worst day of my life, i was with people who made it great.
great i tell you.
great.

Monday, May 7, 2007

a teaspoon of this, a tablespoon of that.

my mom makes this dessert that is amazing. if time permitted, i could and would eat the whole pan! this i do not lie about. this and dr. mario. which i must say i have lost my touch at. i used to be so good. then 2 stinkin years went by and i have naturally lost my touch! i mean, how do you lose your touch at a nintendo game. when i was living in provo me and steph were hanging at these guys house one night. i start bragging how good i am at tetris. how no one can beat me. the boys ( and i say boys cuz i don't know if any of them had hit pueberty. is that how you spell it. although they did go to byu. but don't you find that thats how all the men there are.. boys who just haven't quite hit pueberty.... anyway) go then on to say how they have it. they put it in and.. SCHOOL me. straight up. the one thing i was sure of. as amy would say of jo's short hair when she cut it to give her mom money to see her father in little women.... "my one true beauty" i LOST! i need to find things i am good at. maybe give me clues. yeah, you know, like a hobby. what could mine be. if someone adds to this "scrapbooking" i will cast a spell on their soul because i don't believe in scrapbooking. i feel it is one, huge, tremendous hole that women (and i have met a man) just piddle their money away at.
my sister graduates thursday from college. she is a teacher. i love it. the best part is, she is graduating magna cum laude hhahahahahha. how in the WORLD do you spell that one? but if anyone knows aud, it was a struggle. she did it. she is my lucky penny.
actually my whole family is. i write about them a lot. because... they are a lot. my dad never complains. the only thing i have EVER heard him say is "how much more could i get on my plate"
and i've heard that twice.
well, here comes my brother.
we need to talk about the day.
out.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

i like hearing people talk when they have lisps.

i like when people are in good moods. i do.
i like when it rains in arizona, and the dust and the heat and the water all mix together, you roll your window down and realize monsoon season is here.
i like finding your favorite song on itunes, buying it and having it on a cd.
i like when my mom sings in the most annoying tone. i act like it annoys me, but in all serious, i live for those moments.
i love when my dad fake farts. its funny everytime.
i love the sound the autoclave makes at 4:40 when i turn it off. i know that sound means freedom. freedom being the end of the day.
i like how i calculated my ideal body weight. its supposed to be 110 lbs. .... i like that.
i like when my sisters talk about moving out and buying their own condo. pipe dreams, but it is so fun to visualize.
i love how audrey is getting a new car. i love the tone in her voice when she gets excited. she keeps talking. nothing stops her.
i love how my brother practices the guitar every night and you can hear him playing the song over and over again. to perfection.
i like how i have a 96% going into my microbiology final. i know i tried hard. i will try harder for the final.
i love how whenever i see bono. i think of my favorite person in the whole wide world. and i usually smile cuz i think of memories.
i love how katie talks when she talks about jason. its that smile that she gives when she is trying to hide her smile, but knowing she is secretly in so deep with him.
i like double stuffed oreos. only eating the frosting.
i love my ring tone.
i like how i know kelly is at joes bbq right now getting free dinner. which means she won't get full and come home and have dinner again.

making a love/like list is addicting.
i can keep going.
i'll spare you though.
love you suckers.

Monday, April 30, 2007

nothing in return

so. i have figured out my flaw.yes. yes. my one and only. ha. no. but seriously.
i expect too much out of other people. in everything. and in everyone. and then when they don't meet up to my expectations, i am let down. which. people are human, so sufficeth to say- i am constantly let down. i realized yesterday, maybe oprah would call that her AH-HA moment, that people, everyone never lives up to their end. but then i was like... well, obviously i am not perfect either. but it bugs. it bugs about me that i have this sickness, and it bugs that i get let down.
i am not even in a crunchy mood.
so. here goes. another week. new one. asking for nothing in return from people. wish me luck.

Friday, April 27, 2007

i won't let go at any price

so you won't believe this.
it is 2 in the morning. and i am on here. i can't sleep. why? i don't know. i did have SOME soda at dinner. maybe that is keeping me up. maybe i got news tonight and that is keeping me up. maybe its knowing i have to get up at seven that is keeping me up. maybe its having a freaking high school reunion tonight and replaying it, people and conversations in my mind thats keeping me up. i don't know. i just can't sleep. i had work today. there is this lady there that i work with, that makes me so happy. she gets me excited to be done with school and have a career. even if i am not at all into working.
i got three wedding announcements just today.
doesn't that make you smile?
my life has fallen back into the OC again. addicting. its all i think about. therefore i have made another list.
TITLED: if i were to get into a fight who would i want on my team
1. Ryan Atwood
2. Leigh bridges, my personal trainer aka satan
3. kelly o'fallon
4. steve o'fallon. kelly's dad. that man is huge!
5. Volcheck. is that how you spell it. he's pretty weak but could kill you by his mean, punk A looks.
those are my top five. naturally its a list that keeps on going.

this isn't helping me fall asleep. its actually keeping my mind racing.
i'm out.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

words that work

so it's been a while bloggers. sorry. but i am back. why didn't i write in here. i might say... no time. but you ultimately make time for what we want, right.
thats why i work so much.
huh aim.
little joke between best friends. who i miss dearly. i saw her. it was good. i miss her. i don't know if people understand. i don't think anyone understands missing someone in the same way. it doesn't make sense. in my head it does.
i was cleaning instruments today. and people might think it's boring. but no one is in the room with me, so naturally i just stand there and think. if you're lucky you'll walk in and catch me laughing, thinking of a recent memory (example: today. visualizing me and amy hall singing to kc and jo jo... what?) or a joke but i was thinking today and i was like.. everyones life is moving. isn't that weird. like.. eventually all my sisters are going to be graduated. i will graduate... my brother will go on a mission... and my friends, yes yes, all of them... every.last.one.of.them. are getting married. its just weird. this growing up thing. and yet, i still feel like i am 11, having my birthday party.... or still playing with courtney imhoff.
so rosie odonell is no longer on the view.
tear.
i don't like her.
i am going to florida in may. i am excited. massages, facials.... tanning. all week long. i will miss my LOVE JANIS (janis joplin play that i have been counting down for...) and i haven't told amy yet. i am nervous.
this weekend:
friday night... na's band is playing. i know what you're thinking... of course na is in a band. every boy in high school is in a band. but his is good. it's name is PAWN TAKES KING. i like it. he explained it to me. that's an illegal move in chess.
but then again, you're bloggers. you all knew that.
saturday i am going on a gas station run with amy (this whole blog has been about her, eh) we make our rounds to different gas stations looking for chic-o-sticks.
al.
and then going to rae laney's softball game.
it'll be a good weekend.
don't worry kids...
i'm back for real this time.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

MORE LIKE SHHHHHMAXES.

i never thought i was a procrastinator.
i don't clean my room until my mom goes hay-wire.
i don't wash my clothes until the night before i need to wear them.
i have a huge exam tomorrow, so... i decided instead of today to study-- i'll study tomorrow.
the topper.
taxes due tuesday.
i start them today.
thought everything was fine.
one federal. one state.
hunkey-dorey until----i start the state. now.. you may remember those amazing 4 months i spent with you four, jor, aim, and corb.. so three.... that i was with you guys working, laughing, eating at red robin and i even think you two boys saved my life giving me a blessing and aim just saved my life for being aim--- yeah. hello. i have to file both for az and utah. what. so like a partial tax thing and do all of these ratios and rack my brain and i was so stressed. and... its done though. phew.
so i am a procrastinator.

ok. this is a list i started in my head.

titled:
things you think i wouldn't not know when i am 21.
orrr maybe more simpler-
things you think i should know at 21, but don't.

1- wear make up. hard to believe this natural babe doesn't know how to put on make up.
true. dead true. whats up with the eye shadow. how do you blend it. what colors do you use to bring out the best... i don't get it. i never was taught.
2- i do not know how to add fractions. i honestly don't we learned it in my joke of a math class and i had to do the problems referring back to examples like they were logarithims (sp) or like.... the quadratic formula. no, just fractions.
3- i do not understand how 4 way stop signs work. i sit there forever. i don't get it. everyone is always like... al, its the person who showed up first, or... then you always go to the right. what happens if you all show up at the same time and then the next person to your right looks at their right, then their right. it is one big circle. so.. secretly when i know that is going to happen, i purposely inch, by inch linger to the stop sign to purposely be the last one there.


i'll get more.
just you wait. enry-iggins. just you wait.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Jerusalem Syndrome

people visting jerusalem often become filled with the Holy Spirit, but jerusalem syndrome is a psychotic condition where people believe they are a character from the Bible or begin delivering sermons in a holy place in the city. the syndrome is not restricted to one denomination. most people return to normal a few days after leaving jerusalem.

dead.serious.

it was under the top ten medical conditions you've never heard of.
could you imagine.
and i thought my life was tough.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

one big....

ok. so. i have a friend. and he says his life is one big sigh.
my sister says her life is one big embarrassing moment.
i have been trying to figure out what my life is. one big what. what. one big awkward situation where i am just trying to get by?? no no.
i found it. today i can honestly say i found it.
one big twilight zone. thats it. where i am constantly thinking, am i the only one that notices this is all out of the norm? can i relate these instances to you?
first.
i go to math. not only is that class a joke. my teacher is insane. most nicest man ever. but insane. we were talking about conversions today. somehow for 30 minutes we got started talking about OUTER SPACE. and it wasn't an intelectual conversation. i don't know what we were talking about. honestly i felt like i was in fourth grade again. learning which planet is the biggest and how saturn has rings. i just looked around at the other students in my class wondering if they felt the same, but no. they were inputing. i was like... where... am... i.
second.
after my space lesson i leave class. go to my car. get in sit for five minutes. its my time in the morning to meditate. you laugh. its true. ok i back out glance to my left. whats there? an extremely good looking black man. at the trunk of his car. i eye. he then proceeds to take off his pants. standing there in his briefs, i sit there in awe. again, i look around to see if anyone else sees what i am seeing. he puts on basketball shorts and then stands there acting like... using the school parking lot for his closet was PERFECTLY normal.
makes sense to me.
third.
i drive to work this morning. i am driving. ok. in the median there is an old man in a wheelchair. obviosuly waiting for the traffic to die down so he can pass. naturally i glance at his. OUT of his wheelchair there is a tail. pinned. remember that episode of winnie the pooh when eeyore pinned his tail to his cute little body-SUCH was the case. this man had a tail of a donkey pinned to his wheelchair.
do you see where i am coming from? one. big. twighlight. zone.
and i must say.
i do enjoy it. makes every day an eipsode.
an episode of the twighlight zone.

Friday, April 6, 2007

Everybody is lookin for something.

i wonder if people really track internet usage.
if they do. i am screwed. screwed and out of a job. its great though. don't you love going to work when there is no work to be done and you are still getting paid. i do.
i love fridays. my day of pleasure. knowing that if you just last a couple of more hours... you have two days all to yourself before you have to go and face the gruel world.
i opened myself up to people today. you would be proud.
i don't do that often. i don't know why. it's hard. i never thought i was a private person. but the more i realized people i spend the most time with, don't really know me at all. of course i am talking about co workers. so i did. just a little. little by little they will get to know the real me. not like a put on a front. but ... i don't like talking about me if i am not close to them. am i making sense. doesn't matter. its my day.
its always my day.
started my day with yoga. we layed there. clearing our minds free. i kept repeating to myself, i am a happy person.
as cheesy as that sounds... its a struggle. and an effort.
and.. i am happy. i am really happy.
i don't have any good quotes to say or anything. just thoughts.
thats all i am ... full of thoughts.
back to work.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

this is whats on my mind:
how do i get a bonus check and realize its gone before it hits my account.
why do i dread going running, knowing when i am done, it's a quick fix for me to feel better, never wanting to stop.
why was my mom not going to tell me about her doctors appointment.
i have gotten back in to the habit of biting my fingernails. sign of stress and worry.
i have a speech due monday about teeth. ideas? none. my life? about teeth. how no ideas.
hoping my ipod is restoring correctly.

i guess i have no huge worries in the world.


so, off running i go.