i never thought i was a procrastinator.
i don't clean my room until my mom goes hay-wire.
i don't wash my clothes until the night before i need to wear them.
i have a huge exam tomorrow, so... i decided instead of today to study-- i'll study tomorrow.
the topper.
taxes due tuesday.
i start them today.
thought everything was fine.
one federal. one state.
hunkey-dorey until----i start the state. now.. you may remember those amazing 4 months i spent with you four, jor, aim, and corb.. so three.... that i was with you guys working, laughing, eating at red robin and i even think you two boys saved my life giving me a blessing and aim just saved my life for being aim--- yeah. hello. i have to file both for az and utah. what. so like a partial tax thing and do all of these ratios and rack my brain and i was so stressed. and... its done though. phew.
so i am a procrastinator.
ok. this is a list i started in my head.
titled:
things you think i wouldn't not know when i am 21.
orrr maybe more simpler-
things you think i should know at 21, but don't.
1- wear make up. hard to believe this natural babe doesn't know how to put on make up.
true. dead true. whats up with the eye shadow. how do you blend it. what colors do you use to bring out the best... i don't get it. i never was taught.
2- i do not know how to add fractions. i honestly don't we learned it in my joke of a math class and i had to do the problems referring back to examples like they were logarithims (sp) or like.... the quadratic formula. no, just fractions.
3- i do not understand how 4 way stop signs work. i sit there forever. i don't get it. everyone is always like... al, its the person who showed up first, or... then you always go to the right. what happens if you all show up at the same time and then the next person to your right looks at their right, then their right. it is one big circle. so.. secretly when i know that is going to happen, i purposely inch, by inch linger to the stop sign to purposely be the last one there.
i'll get more.
just you wait. enry-iggins. just you wait.
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Al! I don't know how to do fractions at all! I mean, I can do cooking fractions, like, 1/4 cup plus 1/4 cup is 1/2 cup, and like, money fractions.
But if you ask me to do anything else at all I will just stare at you, and keep opening and closing my mouth until you ask someone else. Just ask Mr. Watawa at MJHS. He will back me up on this one.
Al I on the other hand can help you with both! I can teach you make up and fractions! Taxes however I can not help you with because I obviously don't know how they work and get screwed every year!
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