The game.

so i am waiting for my date to come and get me.
i am so ready for a game over.
what game?
the dating game.



p.s plus, i layed out for like.. 2 hrs today.
LOBSTER = ATTRACTIVE.

anything

i eat the frosting in the middle of oreos. just the frosting.
i eat the frosting on cake.everyone always give the corner pieces away--or gives them to the person, apologizing, sorry you have to have the end piece. secretly-those are the only ones i'll eat.
i eat frosting out of container. the betty crocker kind. the white frosting and confetti mixed in. when i am having a bad day-i stop by the grocery store and buy a container. haven't done it in a while.
i eat the filling out of the hostess cupcakes. and the hard frosting on top with the white swirls... just the top and middle. i'll leave the cake for anyone else.
i eat just the sugary frosting on sugar cookies. i rarely will eat the cookie. if its a sugar cookie without frosting? forget about it.

i am in love with it.
i crave it. kinda fat of me. eh.

this week is long. tomorrow we have a half day. well, i think. i might stay the whole day. i don't know. i don't know. i have a wedding reception to go to, for tyler johnson! can i just say this is the year of wedding. all of my favorite people are getting married! i couldn't be happier.
i most excited to see mona.
member mona from who's the boss? what a great show.
that's what my next blog will be about.
great shows i watched growing up.

i'm excited to spend the evening on friday with amy. laying in her bed...take out... seth cohen... sleeping in. life is BEAUTIFUL.
it's memorial day weekend!
i LOVE LIFE!!!!!!

oh wait!

my post is so ghetto cuz i don't know how to use a computer. this is what catherine is about.
me to a T eh.

:: C A T H E R I N E ::

You are Catherine Morland of Northanger Abbey! You love a good Gothic romance - so much, in fact, that you'll fool yourself into thinking you're living one! You are imaginative and naive, which is at once endearing and perplexing. perhaps your heart is TOO pure...but it is adventurous. After all, you love a trip to Bath or a stay at an ancient Abbey.

ha. hope not! well, maybe some parts.

jane austen. my love affair.

i am catherine.

Take the Quiz here!

what. this isn't me. what the GOTHIC.
ahhhahahaaaa.

theres no doubt about it.

monday, monday. i swear by 2 i was dragging.
kelly texts me and asks hows work. i respond. i then ask her what she is doing, ohhh, sitting in the pool relaxing watching dodgeball. tough life eh.
the oc season 4 comes out tomorrow. i will get it on my lunch break.
my mom is watching bachelor. ohhh how the tables have turned. for it is HER who is now watching lame reality tv shows. (no offense to those who watch, i am the one going to get the oc tomorrow)
my dad is playing the piano right now. no sheet music. it sounds beautiful. he says he doesn't know how to play. why do i have such a modest dad.
my dad walks in. sees the bachelor on. the girl is bawling. my dad says, they are all actors. the only real suckers here is us. seriously. the guy kills me.
i talked to aim today at lunch. i like that. i do.
i'm going to st. george the beginning of june. for one night. i'm excited.
i went to FHE tonight. i think my ward is funny. i just laugh. funny people there. i need to give it a chance. i need a calling. thats what i need.
well, its 9:50. i should go to bed.
hopefully better dreams tonight.

i feel like a million bucks

i'm back! no worries. if you thought i was going to stay in florida forever, sad to say, i had to come back to reality. i had the best time. it was one of my favorites. but as i was contemplating all of my vacations... i realized, every vacation i take is the best. no matter if i am going to utah for the kazillionth time, or athens greece, they are all SO fun.
want me to recapture? ok.
we fly there tuesday. had a 2 1/2 hr layover in nashville. that place is SO green! but we got to florida, we flew into jacksonville, got dinner, went grocery shopping then went to the beach house. k, it's 3 stories. and.. the first level is it's own little house. it was amazingly perfect. it is beautiful and if you look outside the window, the beach is RIGHT there.
wednesday we were in house arrest. with a view, and a house like that, fine by me. we layed on the beach, looked for shark teeth (because all week long there was a contest and money was given to the person who had the most) and one by one we each went in to get hour long massages. we had a personal chef come that night and she made something delicious. i want to say snapper. yes. snapper. we sit down at the huge table, dr. offers a prayer and we dig in. kinda looking around like we are one big family. ha. that night we play cards. we are so loud and dr. scholes comes out and says "girls in 15 minutes its going to be 3 in the morning and i am going to want to go to bed so you are going to need to tone it down"
he leaves. i say-- "night daddy."
thursday i venture to go deep sea fishing. can i just paint you a mental picture? its me, two other girls, the dr and then 4 other men. the boat was nice. but, everytime they started it up and drove real fast the ladies had to escape and RUN up stairs cuz the exaust was so bad. our captain was someone who... was 78, had SHORT blue shorts on, a 1978 white t shirt, that has been worn out now it's sheer and a white beard that was somehow died yellow along the mouth, from coffee i'm assuming. his name? captain danny.
what did i catch? a baracuda. 45 freaking pound baracuda. that night we go to this local restaraunt named "caps" i order salmon.. and it was to die for. anything there was good. after, we watch the office and just vedge. stressful day.
friday. ohhh my gosh. ok---i felt... no no... i looked like a newpsie. we had a luncheon at the club with janie's (the dr.'s wife) family. she is from there and so her family still is there. it was amazing. i looked around. women were walking around who obviously had work done. whether boobs or face, hips or thighs, something's been done. teenage girls were there with their slinky bakini's and their dolce sunglasses (i just wanted to listen to their convo's thinking they were going to be about how their boyfriends are too overprotected, or how their dad has lost all his clients money and is escaping on a yacht to hawaii.... ) it was out of control. after lunch we went to the spa and got facials-that was a first. now im addicted. they are amazing. amazing. then we got manicures and pedi's. all together. (no dr though, hahha) it was great. we went to dinner that night with janie's mom and dad (who happen to be producers of... um, my favorite tv show, passport to europe with samantha brown.... yeah- when they told me, picture me.... losing my cool. cuz.... that happened.) then we went on this ghost tour. St. augustine (which is close to pointe vedra, where we stayed) is the oldest city in america. don't ask how. cuz i know the tour guide told me, but... all i was focusing on was how i was going to mimick this guy (he was freaking jack sparrow. dressed as pirate and NEVER went out of character.) he took us all around st. augustine and told true ghost/scary stories of the town. it was so cool.
after we went to this club. it wasn't hoppin, but... you know me, i had SOME crazy amount of energy... and they played like a virgin, and... i got up on stage next to a piano and sang and danced.
and i was on tv so it could be shown all throughout the club.
classy al.
all in all. good week. good week.
oh, i took the color personality test. it says i'm a yellow. have you taken it? you should.
i sound like a corny infomercial.

so. i leave for florida tomorrow. i... haven't started packing. have i mentioned that i HATE packing. when i was in europe last summer, every two days we had to pack... and i belly-ached all night packing.. i would lay around... go walking around europe. eat gelato.... check my email...shower (and for those of you who know me, i hate showering so that was a task in and of itself) so.. i am putting it off as long as i can.
na wore my pants to school today. this is what he said when i ripped his head off,
"they are more my pants than they'll ever be yours"
when you read that, did you tilt your head cuz you were confused.
i did the same thing when i heard. i said, THATS NOT THE POINT, THEY ARE WOMEN PANTS YOU HOMO EMO.
how bout i am taking a limo from the house i am staying at in florida to the airport. again, did you tilt your head when you read that. i did too when i had to book it today. hahhah.
have you ever had a banana slurpee.
got introduced to those tonight. i suggest trying.
i can take the heat so much more than i can take the cold. have me sit in any degree of a car... i can make it. i can put my hands on the steering wheel tap it enough to have a feel for the wheel, and know the right places to touch on the seat belt.
i know that if you wear jeans in the summer in az. you are bound to have them stick to you. like leather pants. never being able to pull them off.
i love seeing people here in the summer. wherever you go. people have pit stains under their arms. you know you are all fighting the same dang thing. the heat.
when you are on the freeway in arizona in the summer, you are BOUND to see at least 5 cars on the way to phoenix on the side of the freeway from over heating.
i feel so sad when i am at a stop light, and its... on a good day... 113 and you look over and see someone without air. sitting in the dry heat.. dying. all you want to do is offer your gallon of arrowhead (cuz we are suggested taking water EVERYWHERE WE GO) to them so they won't pass out.
i LOVE the heat.
so the next time corbin says he hates the heat in arizona.
i just say...
suck on that worby-corby-lorby-kins.

i'm out til saturday suckers! if youre lucky maybe i'll blog while i'm there.
pictures will be up soon.

DON'T CHYA.... DON'T CHYA....

1 Don't you love re-reading your favorite book?
i do. even though you know whats going to happen... it still is new every time.i cry at the same parts... i smile at the same parts. it just lets me re-love it all over again.
2 Don't you hate watching people embarrass themselves.
i hate it. i'm like... STOP. right now. you have to stop. if you don't stop, i am SO affraid of whats going to happen next, that i might chime in and embarrass myself right along with you.
3 Don't you hate doing something and immediately regretting the decision.
Whether its a call to someone. a comment to your boss. a joke at the lunch table, which, you thought was funny, but apparently NO one gets your humor. just those little things i do, and then i'm like.. i am SOOO mad at myself for doing/saying/seeing/hearing/muttering that. if i could snap and make those last 10 seconds erase out of my life forever... ahhhh.
4 Don't you love covers to songs?
Obadiah parkers HEY YA cover is it right now. i love it. who would-a thunk a hip hop/ r & B / whatever outkast is.... would be the best acoustic. who-would-a-thought.
5 Don't you hate headaches?
they are like... my ... sickness i can't stand. cuz with them you can totally function. i mean, if its
a minor one. you can function, but it hurts. its throbbing.but not enough to quite send you home for the day. just enough to get you through the day so when you come home, you just crash.
6 Don't you LOVE awkward situations.
k, i love/hate do. i always find myself in them. how?i'm always like... k, step back--- lets look. am i seriously the third wheel on this date right now? sure am. LOVIN IT. (i mean physically not RIGHT now... i'm all on a date with my lap top in hand blogging. get real)
7 Don't you love being a hypocrite.
is that how you spell it. we so all are. i'm always like... i work so hard. i'm the only one working, why are they on myspace or lounging in the back or... checking their email.
as i find every excuse to run errands or go in the back to check my mail. ha. it's ok for me to take time out of my day, or leave early... but why other people. i'm the only one with that luxury.

must go to a wedding reception. (in reference to # 6)

gotta jet-
yours truly.
p.s all while writing this blog i had the song "don't chya" in my head.

this is not over by a long shot

so done. well, i have my math final tomorrow.
i think i'll be ok.
i got an A in micro.
my friend trish graduated hygiene school today. visions of me in her place flooded my mind.
that will be weird. but i am excited.
i'm done with school until hygiene school. that is a big deal for me.
i went out to dinner to celebrate with my mom and sister and amy (my other sister) and pres hall (my other dad) and... it was so fun. don't you just love how friendships evolve. i do. like... you think you know someone so well, and... the friendship still... never gets old. it just gets better. i love it.
i love text messaging. i talked to steph today. and... it's like we were talking, me sitting in her kitchen.... same ol same ol.
you know who wrote on my facebook wall.
lon. that's who. you know how he said he knew me, he saw me standing on south temple... but.. it's not like that.
he's funny. even if that was the worst day of my life, i was with people who made it great.
great i tell you.
great.

a teaspoon of this, a tablespoon of that.

my mom makes this dessert that is amazing. if time permitted, i could and would eat the whole pan! this i do not lie about. this and dr. mario. which i must say i have lost my touch at. i used to be so good. then 2 stinkin years went by and i have naturally lost my touch! i mean, how do you lose your touch at a nintendo game. when i was living in provo me and steph were hanging at these guys house one night. i start bragging how good i am at tetris. how no one can beat me. the boys ( and i say boys cuz i don't know if any of them had hit pueberty. is that how you spell it. although they did go to byu. but don't you find that thats how all the men there are.. boys who just haven't quite hit pueberty.... anyway) go then on to say how they have it. they put it in and.. SCHOOL me. straight up. the one thing i was sure of. as amy would say of jo's short hair when she cut it to give her mom money to see her father in little women.... "my one true beauty" i LOST! i need to find things i am good at. maybe give me clues. yeah, you know, like a hobby. what could mine be. if someone adds to this "scrapbooking" i will cast a spell on their soul because i don't believe in scrapbooking. i feel it is one, huge, tremendous hole that women (and i have met a man) just piddle their money away at.
my sister graduates thursday from college. she is a teacher. i love it. the best part is, she is graduating magna cum laude hhahahahahha. how in the WORLD do you spell that one? but if anyone knows aud, it was a struggle. she did it. she is my lucky penny.
actually my whole family is. i write about them a lot. because... they are a lot. my dad never complains. the only thing i have EVER heard him say is "how much more could i get on my plate"
and i've heard that twice.
well, here comes my brother.
we need to talk about the day.
out.

i like hearing people talk when they have lisps.

i like when people are in good moods. i do.
i like when it rains in arizona, and the dust and the heat and the water all mix together, you roll your window down and realize monsoon season is here.
i like finding your favorite song on itunes, buying it and having it on a cd.
i like when my mom sings in the most annoying tone. i act like it annoys me, but in all serious, i live for those moments.
i love when my dad fake farts. its funny everytime.
i love the sound the autoclave makes at 4:40 when i turn it off. i know that sound means freedom. freedom being the end of the day.
i like how i calculated my ideal body weight. its supposed to be 110 lbs. .... i like that.
i like when my sisters talk about moving out and buying their own condo. pipe dreams, but it is so fun to visualize.
i love how audrey is getting a new car. i love the tone in her voice when she gets excited. she keeps talking. nothing stops her.
i love how my brother practices the guitar every night and you can hear him playing the song over and over again. to perfection.
i like how i have a 96% going into my microbiology final. i know i tried hard. i will try harder for the final.
i love how whenever i see bono. i think of my favorite person in the whole wide world. and i usually smile cuz i think of memories.
i love how katie talks when she talks about jason. its that smile that she gives when she is trying to hide her smile, but knowing she is secretly in so deep with him.
i like double stuffed oreos. only eating the frosting.
i love my ring tone.
i like how i know kelly is at joes bbq right now getting free dinner. which means she won't get full and come home and have dinner again.

making a love/like list is addicting.
i can keep going.
i'll spare you though.
love you suckers.